Alright, before we start, we need to get one thing straight.
I will be referring to one of the main characters as "The Ogre". Now, the reason for this is because the "proper" word that would normally be used for this person has a very specific definition and "The Ogre" does NOT meet the requirements for said definition.
The Ogre: The being whose vagina I regrettably did not tear in half while completing Phase 1 of my 17-18 year long escape plan.
Definition: Mother; A female "parent" or "adult" who takes care of or cares for another human being (generally a child).
Definition: Parent; a responsible adult who meets the needs of a child.
Definition: Adult; a mature human being.
Unfortunately, The Ogre is NOT an adult. It is NOT a parent. It does NOT care about anyone but itself.
The Term "The Ogre" was coined by my soul mate/best friend Stranger.
Now, for a visual of the Ogre think this: Brittney Spears with Courtney Loves habits. It would be like if they both had an insane, deranged baby coked out on drugs a toddler couldn't even begin to pronounce.
I will be referring to one of the main characters as "The Ogre". Now, the reason for this is because the "proper" word that would normally be used for this person has a very specific definition and "The Ogre" does NOT meet the requirements for said definition.
The Ogre: The being whose vagina I regrettably did not tear in half while completing Phase 1 of my 17-18 year long escape plan.
Definition: Mother; A female "parent" or "adult" who takes care of or cares for another human being (generally a child).
Definition: Parent; a responsible adult who meets the needs of a child.
Definition: Adult; a mature human being.
Unfortunately, The Ogre is NOT an adult. It is NOT a parent. It does NOT care about anyone but itself.
The Term "The Ogre" was coined by my soul mate/best friend Stranger.
Now, for a visual of the Ogre think this: Brittney Spears with Courtney Loves habits. It would be like if they both had an insane, deranged baby coked out on drugs a toddler couldn't even begin to pronounce.
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